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I don't know why you posted this here. All you do is just roll over objects to see descriptions of them. I have to admit, though, the graphics are incredibly awesome in this one, especially the next season part.
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Even though the animation and sound were shit, it's a huge pleasure to see these motherfuckers get killed.
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Exactly why I made it.
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Even before I started playing the game, this was hilarious, but now that I've actually installed and started playing the game some time ago, it's even more hilarious.
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Why couldn't you redux that Animal Fat story!!!!!?
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"This is my honest opinion about this."
I'd have to say, I found the first few quite lame. Then, just as I was about to press the close button, it actually became somewhat funny. Then, it kept getting funnier and funnier until the last scene, which was absolutely hilarious.
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"Very nice and explains a lot."
I don't even see why they actually believe the Bible. Every story in that work of fiction is totally fucked up and stupid.
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I seem to recall that someone made a hacked Mario ROM similar to this, but with different traps (except it still has the invisible blocks). I don't know anyone who hasn't fallen for those damn invisible blocks and disappearing platforms...
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It's too bad that there are very few smart people left in the world. I don't get who calls you a noob if you kill them.
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I remember the first time I saw this. It made me laugh so hard I cried. Ever since that time, I've never found anything else funny enough to laugh that hard at. Thank you for making those the most enjoyable 30 minutes that I've ever wasted.
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This isn't a great game, but it's quite good for such a simple platformer. I think more levels would be nice. More variety would be good too. For example, add different types of weapons that all have different abilities, and add different enemies, too. Also, add better endings. I have no idea what the peta award is, either.
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